Robin Williams Plan


The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", "we will never interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, >your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

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Comment by jason lee williams on May 7, 2012 at 9:01pm

when did basic logic leave the minds of our government. their involvement in our everyday lives is becoming a downfall for all people in the country.

Comment by Steven James Frasure on August 5, 2011 at 7:11am
Hard to believe that Robin Williams said this. Years ago Robin was a great friend of the left. Excellent idea and welcome to the right side Mr. Williams!
Comment by Thomas Whyte on February 19, 2011 at 6:50am
I love all of this but with one recommendation. anyone coming over the boarder will be SHOT on sight......
Comment by Jackie Hennick on September 24, 2010 at 2:06am
LOL. Well said. On some days I hear Ms. Liberty yelling, "I have PMS and a big ass torch! Any questions?"
Comment by John "Hired Gun" Cretnik on August 14, 2010 at 4:22pm
I'll go with Mr. William's plan to begin with. Sounds reasonable to me. When do we start?

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